Kink Makes Plans to Release Their First Commercial DVD
11 July 2007
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While Kink.com long ago mastered the art of online video publication, they have yet to compile any of their thousands of movies onto DVDs for public consumption. Though it has been one of their goals for some time now, the pieces hadn't quite come together, until now. A Japanese production company called Baby Entertainment was fascinated with Fuckingmachines.com and flew some representatives out to San Francisco to discuss the possibility of working together. After meeting with Kink.com executives, the two companies came up with a plan to get the DVD project in motion. Baby Entertainment will bring a Kink.com team to Japan to shoot with Japanese models, which combined with several archival Fucking Machines movies will comprise the content of 4 DVDs to be released in Japan. Everyone at Kink.com is elated to finally see their hard work be packaged onto a DVD and presented to the global market.
Hi friends, I think the name for the Armory-cat should simply be:
KINKY
Bye,
HENRY
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Why not name her Hitachi? It seems suitable for our resident porn castle mouse catcher.
a beutiful cat i hope she has been spayed.
I would call her Rosie after the the English rose
Princess Diana
who many people have to say killer before you accept the cat for what it is – a mouse eater!
Though I do like Pussy Galore too
bonnie so you can get a clyde
Scout is a name that implies the hunting of mice and men!
Male Cat Stevens, female Pussy Galore or Octopussy
+1 for kinkie :=)
If we’re going with a BDSM theme, I would suggest Nine Tails.
How about SHIBARI? Japanese for bondage.
Came to the comment section to suggest “Nine Tails” and was quite pleased to see that Gutsball already suggested it!
+1 to Nine Tails.
+2 for kinky
For a male kitten, “Marquis” or “de Sade.” For a female, either “Mistress” or “Matisse.”
I think that Lisanne would be a good name for the mouse killer.
Here Clitty, Clitty!
Amore (A-more-ay)
-Milo
-Trouble
-Tick-Tick
-Pops
Jeff… or Jane if its a girl.
SLINK
Well, since it’s an armoury cat, you could call her Missile (for short, Miss or Missy).
What about “Gigo” (pronounced gee-goo)… from “gigolo” ?
If is a girl, “Geigy”… from ‘geisha’ ?
How about “O9″
How about Kinxie or Trixie
“Kinky”, “Laptop”, “Taboo”, “Endorphin”…
Bushy A. Tushy
Another vote for “Kinky Kitty”
Tony
Artemis: the greek goddess of Hunting
Aphrodite: the greek goddess of love, lust and beauty
Diana: the roman goddess of Hunting
Venus: the roman goddess of love, lust and beauty
Freya: the Norse goddes of fertility
Bast (Bastet): the egyptian (cat(lion)goddess of perfume and female devourer
Kallyste: from the greek Kallistos – the most beautyful, Callista was a nymph from Artemis
I would say simply:
PUSSYCAT
Rob
How about Kinki-la-Doucette, as in the famous debating cat (kiki).
How about Jack the Ripper
Or if its a girl Jackie the Ripper
KINKONG
Name her Jemima, because she’s almost as cute as Veerle Casteleyn.
We know that King Kong was vicious with his enemy, but always had a soft spot for the ladies!…so KINKONG and maybe shortened to just KONG.
Ollie-too (after dearly departed Oliver)
I like “Shackles” – a nice unisex name.
just call it kk, exactly how it sounds. it could be for anything such as KinK, kinky kat, killer kat, or if a child asks, which i would hope they would not be in that area, kitty kat.
Boris
“Motorhead”
Pouncer
A few suggestions;
– Little Missy
– Misk
– Sabre
– Fluffy, Scourge of the Mission
Ok, a couple of suggestions:
1) Frisky (kind like Kink-y, but more along the cat lines and the obvious connotations)
2) Cat-a-tooey (kinda like rat a touille, but for a cat) — yeah, I’m sure. Dumb. :O)
3) a play on the name Puss n Boots. Perhaps Pussy n Booty. If a male cat, perhaps Mr Booty?
4) Shmeigel (name lifted from the Golem in Lord of the Rings. Kinda has that Dungeons and Dragons feel being that this cat WILL be in the old armory – a dungeon/ castle of sorts, no?).
Dirwood
Caligula is a good name for the cat LOL.
Florbelle….
like the title of a missing work of de Sade….
for male: Bruno
for female: Mouse
Simple and appropriate: Knots
Washington, Lincoln or Jenna Jameson
I totally 2nd Knots!
Succubus
Minouche
A demure name for a graceful little mouserette killer.
Minnie the Mouser.
Dogbait
I would vote for the obvious. Helcat or Hel for short.
I would name her “Chewy”…
I think La-La is perfect. No need to change!!
Ok, I got it.
Something British (in honor of Peter)
Something devilish (inspired by the worker who intoned “Diablo!”)
Something that is inspired by the late great Syd Barrett (who was quite devilish and very British) ……
Lucifer Sam.
Dirwood
As a New Zealander I name my cats (4) in Maori and the Maori for Cat is Poti a Maori translitersation for pussy so It avoids being obvious but is connected
Poti means pussy in Maori(NZ) so it fits in several ways and isnt obvious
Nuncio (pronounce: Nun-see-o)
A type of ambassador. In this case…a real paradox.
Lothario!
hi all.
1. bonny and clyde are good
2. what about these arabic names?
- SAYYIDA (which means lady, mistress, als she is the mistress of the armory, and could be completed with Sayyid, the lord
)
- ZAYNA which means “beauty, grace”
PLEASE nothing with pussy, please! She is so wonderful, she deserves a great name.
OK, one more suggestion and I’ll stop. Promise.
Shiva (if a girl) and Shakti (if a boy).
Their symbolism in the Indian practice of tantra is quite powerful. Do a Google search if interested.
Dirwood
How about, “KinkKat”?
Or, “GEDDOWN” … as in “Geddown” off my computer desk, “Geddown” off the microwave, “Geddown” off the fridge … or any place else she decides to explore?
How abount: “Whippers” or “Snappers”?
Also a vote for “Kinky”
I <33 Nintails. For the win~
I like Shackles!
How bout “Fritz”
I agree… I vote along with the others for: Kinky the Kat… How could you even over look that? >^..^< or maybe Kinkster? or… um… Kinkaroo? All I know is the new cat is adorable and pleeeaaasseee don’t name her anything with the word pussy in it. While it may be fitting, she really needs to have a cooler name than that! – Genesis =^..^=
Kitty Vicious
I loved reading those ideas. Now we need lots of cats to use the names, they are so good! But the resident puss we have comes to La-la. Well I think she does, she is so skittish it’s hard to tell whether she is coming or going!
Mickey Mouth
I was thinking Tiger Lily after the Indian Princess from Peter Pan…and here is why. First off the obvious connection to Peter. Tiger Lily is the proud, beautiful princess of the Piccaninny Tribe. She is apparently old enough to be married, but she refuses any suitors because she desires Peter over all. Also Tiger Lily is nearly killed by Captain Hook when she is seen boarding the Jolly Roger with a knife in her mouth(this shows her cat like stealth and killer instinct), but she is saved by Peter (just as the cat was saved by her Peter). Also Tiger Lilly is royalty (all be it Native royalty) and for a cat living in a virtual castle this is very appropriate. Lastly we can’t forget that in the story Tiger Lily is bound and gagged and left helpless on a stone in front of “Skull rock” before she is saved by Peter. So there you have it, a connection to Peter,an example of her “killer” instinct, a bondage reference, an English connection and a feline connection all wrapped up in the name Tiger Lily…any questions!?
I propose Mieze! It’s the German name for kitty. Short, but cute.
call her FRISKY!!
1. Conchita Sausalito
2. Deep Six
or
3. Nix
Kinky is the best
I’ve owned cats name Dammit and Thing (as in “That damn black thing!”)
The wife suggests Wiebke (Pronounced Web – key) – dutch for war. She’s going to wage war on the Armory’s mice and it IS an Armory after all.
And there is always gizmo ……..
I suggest Xena, warrior princess.
Although I think La-la and Kinky are good too!
I had a friend that had named her cat this, and it was appropriate for a cat that grew up in the digital melieu…
Qwerty
This cat was a female cat, so I tend to think of this name as feminine.
So I guess the masculine name would have to be Dvorak.
D•Mon
how ’bout “FUCKER”
I think Snuggly would be a nice counterpoint to all of the kink about.
Um. . . how about “Leather”?
Name that cat Aretha Franklin,
a dominant force in popular culture.
How about Clitty-Cat?
You could call her by a fitting name which also happens to be the new most offensive word in the english language – Bush
Boudicca (BOO dik ah); British, triumph.
Kiki!
I meant Kiki , or Kimba , I’m feeling ‘k’s today…
pouncer
Little Death
HI! how about Blithe its a name my brother used in his flash web site for his littlegirl
the site is nomercyforthedamned.com check out the little girl and her pet clown crackers
I think the cat’s name should be “Betty P.” The P can stand for Page or Purr, depending on her mood.
KittyLicious
Loche
pronounced(low-key)
-was the Norse God of mistjif.
I thought someone eles’ name of Slink was cool as well.
Why don’t you call her Mistress?
Minx
Lady Macbeth.
One more possibility: kitty le kat.
Squidge
Pywicket…after the cat in Bell, Book and Candle…a cat of power as all cats have =^,,^= heehee!
Kinkerbell
Name the cat Tank. This is an ‘armory,’ after all…
Loki – God of Mischief
Well, I think it should be the cat version of Clare Fonda’s cute puppy…MaXXXi
But I like Pouncer too…
Peeve
Some girl kitty names:
Keshi (pronounced kesh-ee)
Alba
Izzy
Kyko or Kiko
Lizzy
Coco
Tara
Name her Shmii!
How bout Beatrix or Kiddo or Beatrix Kiddo… after all you do have a pussywagon!
Blimey, we need loads more cats. Some of these names are just too good not to use.
Bitchface!!!!
I love the name Hitachi
You want English, female and proud? Duchess…nuff said. You wanted cute, name her after the white cat from that Disney Movie…Duchess.
Souris, pronounced “sooree.” It has two meanings in French–mouse and smile. Mouse is cute and ironic, and smile is appropriate because all of Kink’s models smile, and the cat will make all of Kink’s employees and visitors smile.
How about:
Kinky
Princess
Mistress
I think you should call it Le Snoop. Like a spy cat. Uh huh.
China Cat-O-Nine Tails
How about Massokitty or Massocat, after all the cat is being a volunteer massochist to get the job done.
Duh! How about Mouse Trap?
I like Hitachi. It’s a name that fits the environment and wouldn’t be questioned on the street either. Also makes the cat exotic
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It’s best not to name an animal something that you can’t shout in public. (she could get outside).
Consider K.C. – it could stand for ‘Killer Cat’ or ‘Kitty Cat’.
madam
With all the wired pussies there, she’d have to set some rules
Why not “Puss in Boots”
But then, I’m partial
What about Mathilde? For short you could call her Tillie.
If this is Peter’s cat I guess the full name would be Mathilde “Tillie” Acworth.
I don’t know what you think, but Tillie sounds cute to me.
Hellcat Maggie.
After an old 1800′s new york gangster who used to sharpen her fingernails and teeth into claws and fangs that she would use to bite and tear into her opponents. Which is a bit kinky in itself, and just plain vicious
I like Xena too. I also like Artemis.
With that said, if it’s a boy…let’s call him Aries. He was in Xena and he’s the Greek God of War….since he’s waging war on the mice.
Or, we could call him Zeus too.
Attila the Nun.
Attila because she will be a vicious mouse killer, and Nun because of course she will be fixed. And it can be shortened to Tilly for cuteness sake.
I’d go for wired, myself. But i like short pet names. Nothing annoys me more than people with tiny dogs called ‘Louis Botengarry’, or other such silliness.
No offence intended toward people named Louis Botengarry.
It has to be Kink or Kinky kitty. “Come here kinky kinky kitty!” By the way the Armory is haunted.
how about “crop” ?since cat o nine is so obvious.
How about “Purr-vert” or just “Purrv”
For irony’s sake, Schroedinger.
These are great news. Cant wait to see it.